overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

the-king-of-butts:

how did i even live with the reblog button at the top of the post

xthrenody:

When I don’t have my calculator during maths lesson…

How I answer to ” What do you want to do in your future ? “

When a girl complains that she brokes one of her nails…

The thing you say to your parents when it’s the week-end and you want to stay in your bedroom watching movies.

When your parents want you to guard your little brother at home.

My sister (who is not afraid of anything) when I scream all around the house that there is an enormous spider in my bedroom.

haveahiddles:

Is it "Loki, your Tom is showing…" or "Tom, your Loki is showing.."

I don’t even know anymore.

Neither does he.

actualucifer:

astolat:

liminalzone:

notwithoutmycoffee:

Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

okay this is AWESOME, who is going to write the Tony Stark Interior Designer AU please

"I’m thinking a theme of muted sepia and cream, with dark blue notes — relaxing, yet masculine," Tony said. "What do you think?"

"Uh," Steve said. "Can I have a firm mattress?"

"Four-thousand springs Duxiana, buddy, nothing but the best for my team," Tony said. 

"…is that a yes or a no?" Steve said. 

"Okay, okay, buddy, I think you’re going a little overboard with the red. I think we can tone down the silver, too. What about, like, a nice pale gold? With like, shades of dark brown-green? Or is that too Loki…"
"Uh, Stark-"
"C’mon, Thor, gimme something to work with here. What kind of stand do you need for the hammer?"

"So I’m thinking lots of green and purple-"
Tony-“
"I’m kidding! What about pale blue? You know, those weird unnatural eggshell things. That’s a nice, calming colour. And like, a bit of pale yellow, too."
"I thought you wanted me to "embrace the beast" or whatever-"
"Not in my tower. Do not wreck my tower."

"So did you guys want like a double room, or-"
"Stark-"
I will rip your face off-“
"Alright, Blackhawk! Chill! I’m still thinking joined - hey! That record player actually cost stuff, you know?! You can’t just be tossing - and there’s my fridge. That’s heavy, you know. My mini-fridge is heavy - stop it!"

So when they announced that [The Winter Soldier] was gonna be the title of the sequel-

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

oloveshippurr:

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

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A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

pidgeyons:

t-e-a-m

pidgeyons:

t-e-a-m

everybodyilovedies:

zan77:

permissiontogoafterhim:

Steve with glasses Appreciation post [x]

glasses!Steve

faily liar!Steve

unable to hid his HALP HALP THEY’RE ONTO US!face!Steve

Practically clinging onto the back of Nat’s hoody because she knows what she’s doing and she’ll keep him safe!Steve

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

Natasha. Natasha. Natasha, I need to lie. Natasha. Help. Natasha. Oh gosh Natasha I’m crashing and burning. Natasha. I can’t lie. Natasha. Help. Help, Natasha. Say a lie. Do a lie thing. Talk to this guy. OH GOSH I CAN’T DO THIS GOOD GRAVY AND GRAPES NATASHA PLEASE HELP

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

chrissymodi-frost:

hiccupatheart:

of-the-pookan-race:

ok but seriously, if anyone argues that Frozen has the best ice in animation, all you’d have to do is show them this jfc

this is from Dreamworks’ ”Rise of the Guardians.”

Your move, Disney.

OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL

THANK YOU^

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